A funny story.....Tom and I have both put on a "little" (okay a lot) weight this winter : ( .....and of coarse we are trying to lose a few pounds... I'm not concerned as I know once we can get outside we will drop it back off....But Tom is obsessing about it...
Hence the "we're on a diet again"....... It took two weeks for Tom to take down his exercise apparatus that he so proudly invented and didn't use. Than I rearranged the furniture for summer and put the tread mill away...... which he used twice...
Well he is trying a little harder this time... He has stuck to his diet for five days now... diet consists of not eating junk food, pop, bread and butter and smaller amounts.... and the tread mill....... it's back out again.
Sooo the other day after he did an hour (3 miles) on the tread (second time since onset of diet )....... I "peeeeked" around the corner of the bed room where he was watching TV and I caught him laying on the bed doing some funny looking exercises....
I asked what he was doing..of coarse I was giggling at how funny he looked... he knew it and was laughing too and said "none of your business"
Well it seems he pulled some muscles in his lower back and is now walking funny and groaning a lot... I did ask if he was sure it was his back that hurt.. He said yes and than admitted to some of the contortions I DIDN"T see the other night... He felt it than.....
So this morning when we were having coffee in bed he turned on the news to check on the people who are flooding out in North Dakota... There was a pic ture of some young congressman on vacation sitting in a lounge chair in just shorts and a woman with big boobs standing behind him in a bikini and they had him on for a moment....... He is young and thin.... Key word thin..in shorts and tan....
Tom, through his pain, was trying to be funny and said something about how he looks like that..... I patted him on the back and said.. " I know sweetie...your such a HOTTIE " Oh My... I thought he was going to cause himself more injury as he tried to hold back the laughter... Guess it really hit his funny bone...
What a beautiful sound..... his laugh can make the world laugh.... : ) Those that know it, knows what I'm talking about.....
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OH BABY!!!! Now there are two HOTTIES!
I thought I'd share a picture we both laugh at... We call it....... "Mid-Life Crisis"......When we were young and foolish..... : ) I hope it makes you laugh or at least smile...
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Super women took a nose dive into the ground. She hit with such force she was buried for weeks. A heavy equipment operator was called in by God. He dug till he found her. She was still breathing but emotionally frail.
He took one look at her and he felt something he has never felt before. So when God said take care of her and love her......he did. He tried to walk away but couldn't....God filled him with an abundance of all the qualities he already possessed and said use these now to help her grow to her full potential as one day you will need what she has to give......
So he put her on a pedestal and kept her dusted and polished for years. Everyday he would polish and shine her and gave her everything he had inside as God instructed.
As the years slowly passed........and she shined like the brightest star in the sky......(He did an awesome job).....but now he was slowly losing himself.
She asked God with tears in her eyes " where is he going?" God said "he is going back to where he first came. It's a long hard journey and he needs you to help him get there safely."
I will give you an abundance of all you need to help him on his journey back to me, for that is where he came from.
So to those who ask why? Because I believe in fairy tales...He is my knight in shining armor...... He literally guarded me with his life.....
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Super women took a nose dive into the ground. She hit with such force she was buried for weeks. A heavy equipment operator was called in by God. He dug till he found her. She was still breathing but emotionally frail.
He took one look at her and he felt something he has never felt before. So when God said take care of her and love her......he did. He tried to walk away but couldn't....God filled him with an abundance of all the qualities he already possessed and said use these now to help her grow to her full potential as one day you will need what she has to give......
So he put her on a pedestal and kept her dusted and polished for years. Everyday he would polish and shine her and gave her everything he had inside as God instructed.
As the years slowly passed........and she shined like the brightest star in the sky......(He did an awesome job).....but now he was slowly losing himself.
She asked God with tears in her eyes " where is he going?" God said "he is going back to where he first came. It's a long hard journey and he needs you to help him get there safely."
I will give you an abundance of all you need to help him on his journey back to me, for that is where he came from.
So to those who ask why? Because I believe in fairy tales...He is my knight in shining armor...... He literally guarded me with his life.....
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Oh mom...not that photo!! J/k I forgot about your "blonde days"!! Glad you guys got that out of your system! :)
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